Sex ed is horrible. I don’t want to see a picture of a penis, let alone one that’s all infected. Can you not?
if you ever need cheering up here are some disgustingly cute chats between David Bowie and Iman
and there was one time when someone asked this
jesus wept you two
can you not
(Source: charlesdances, via bowiescigarette)
but the real question is has nemo found himself
(Source: nishlo, via hot-tramp-i-love-you-so)
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONG
HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
(Source: thelifeof-moa, via rngleme)
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.